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Grandma Ethel's Donuts and Hollowpoints
Grandma Ethel's Donuts and Hollowpoints
Grandma Ethel's got a long day ahead of her: a pile of cancer medications, a fistful of bullets, and a plate full of donuts. Good thing her car does 0 to 60 in 3.5 seconds... if only she could see over the steering wheel.
Ethel knows she doesn't have much time left. But she's got a glock and just enough medication to keep her going until she can fix a few of the world's problems. She may be leaving this world soon, but she's determined to take a few problems down with her... number one on her hit list: a nosy neighbor down the road.
Move over John Wick... here comes Grandma Ethel.
Ethel knows she doesn't have much time left. But she's got a glock and just enough medication to keep her going until she can fix a few of the world's problems. She may be leaving this world soon, but she's determined to take a few problems down with her... number one on her hit list: a nosy neighbor down the road.
Move over John Wick... here comes Grandma Ethel.
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SJ Ryan
This is a barn-burner in 49 pages, featuring the most interesting grandmother I’ve met since my own. The story opens with Grandma, freshly separated from her now evidence-bagged Glock, being driven away from a crime scene of her making. One of the officers asks her why she did what she did, and story flows from there. It's about making your peace and settling scores. And a fast car. And donuts.
Schmitz does short-form really well, writing with a wry humor. I’m eager for more.
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