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Grandma Ethel's Donuts and Hollowpoints

Grandma Ethel's Donuts and Hollowpoints

Grandma Ethel's got a long day ahead of her: a pile of cancer medications, a fistful of bullets, and a plate full of donuts. Good thing her car does 0 to 60 in 3.5 seconds... if only she could see over the steering wheel.

Ethel knows she doesn't have much time left. But she's got a glock and just enough medication to keep her going until she can fix a few of the world's problems. She may be leaving this world soon, but she's determined to take a few problems down with her... number one on her hit list: a nosy neighbor down the road.

Move over John Wick... here comes Grandma Ethel.
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