Two Part Trilogy

Of course the orc did it... Shannon, the party Cleric was suspicious of anyone who enjoyed PBS.
...certainly, the halfling thief would never steal their loot?

Oh No! the guildhouse is out of root beer! Now the crew has to assume a quest to buy some more... and what would sell better on ebay than an artifact with the power to destroy all the universe? Adventure with a sock-knitting barbarian, a witless starship captain, and a hyper-intelligent mannequin with a toaster for a head!

If you like Monty Python, Discworld, and Hitchiker's Guide, you'll want to grab this story and hide it beneath your mattress as soon as possible!